Poooor Pooooor Phantom

We studied Phantom in my musical theater class last week. Why is there such an overwhelming desire in me to make fun of him? I mean, even if he's sympathetic or whatever...he's so whiny.

Especially movie!phantom. OMG, your face is not that bad, and half of you is still incredibly sexy...and really, after you get used to the freaky side....we'll, lets just say I would give up sunlight to live down there and make out with you. I'm just saying, folks....
My mom hated that last little sketch. LOL LOVE YOU MOM!